We guessed it, you guessed it, the only other people who didn’t seem to perceive that Goldfish Christine Anu was the total panel of Masked Singers.
Shoulder raised
See you tonight!
With Queen, Frillneck, Puppet and Dragonfly Safe, Goldfish must be revealed after a superfan vote.
So who is he?
….
CHRISTINE ANU! You guessed it, spectators!
Dannii insists it’s Red Symons, Hughesy thinks it’s Will Smith, Jackie wonders if it could be Ben Gillies of Silverchair.As for Urzila? Jonathan Coleman is your choice.We can’t stand it!
Puppet, who wins for this year’s scariest costume, drops his packet of clues to the judges.
“There has been magic in what I do, granting wishes is not my usual job.
“I can do it until the cows come home.
“Am I the type to fly near the seat of your pants? Well, I walked to the beat of the drummer.
“I in the past, when I was encouraged through the Old Testament.
“But don’t judge me for it.”
“I have been the bridesmaid many times and, in spite of everything, I become the BrideArray … by taking several hands in marriage.
“I couldn’t be a happier puppet! Except when, despite everything, I won The Masked Singer.”
Play a burgeoning rendition of Queen’s Somebody to Love with a lunar ride at the end, and we’re officially baffled.
“I love and love Goldfish,” says the singer in an orange suit before shouting it’s My Life from Bon Jovi.
“Not everyone needs to grow and become colorful fish, but they do.
“It’s enough to allow them to let their dream come through and make their dream come true. We, the fish past, have no home.
“And that makes me sad.
“I only knew what I was looking to do because of Johnny Young. But not Dannii Minogue.
“It took me a while to get there. The most common thing is that I discovered myself in the background.
“Seen but not heard. And that’s absolutely false.”
Given the reference to the 70/80s Young Talent Time program, Urzila locks himself in Tina Arena.Dannii is addicted to a rainbow flag track, so he flies Ruby Rose.Jackie, meanwhile, is stuck in the evidence about child labour, so he opts for Justine.Clarke.
Hughesy guesses Olympic taekwondo gold medalist Lauren Burns.
Fans (like us) are convinced she’s Christine Anu.
Goldfish is Christine Anu. She’s in play school and ANU is an Eastern goddess. Also the rainbow flag and wheelchair index … – MaskedSingerAU pic.twitter.com/VqSqRw0ZCw
Goldfish is Christine Anu. He shared a call with a God … #MaskedSingerAU pic.twitter.com/URz9L6iHFx
I Goldfish is Christine Anu ? ing on that wheelchair and the pride flags #MaskedSingerAU pic.twitter.com/BGPsWkdmAg
Only Dannii obviously retained the Miller-Heidkeisms, telling his fellow judges: “Okay, I need to make some sense here. There aren’t many other people who can sing like this, and I think Bjork can, which I’ve already mentioned. But Kate Miller-Heidke. Who played in Eurovision. They gave him very high grades.”
On Twitter, enthusiasts are also in the money, pointing out clues in the index package without being detected through the dashboard:
It’s so obvious that a) is Kate Miller Heidke yb) Kate Miller Heidke is going to win as #themaskedsingerau has lost interest in me.
The queen #MaskedSingerAU will have to be Kate Miller-Heidke – “I don’t mind taking the coach” – played in Coachella ?
#maskedsingerau I can’t let other people really think Queen is someone but Kate Miller Heidke lol
Kate Miller-Heidke’s mother is/was a dance instructor, refer to No Baby in the Corner? #MaskedSingerAU
Meanwhile, Urzila throws Kim Kardashian as a guess. Only in our craziest dreams.
It’s time for the queen to go back to the judges. But first, a lot of clues.
“A queen can be many things. Even when I’m very, very bad, I applauded my critics,” he says.
“No one Baby in the corner.
“I’m comfortable in public. The crowd doesn’t bother me, even if I like it through the coach.
“Yes, there have been many in my life. Sometimes I’m there
“But my sporting heritage is denied. This isn’t the first time I’ve stayed in the middle.
“But I didn’t let this delight in trouble.
“Every queen reaches the stars, status on the shoulders of our faithful subjects.
“Sometimes you win ….. Sometimes you lose. But tonight will be my failure and boredom.”
She sang Paint it Black through the Rolling Stones in a performance.
It’s Kate Miller-Heidke if she ever noticed her.
Sophie Monk responded to Dragonfly’s developing hypothesis of how Sophie Monk could be.
I said, “Hey. So everyone thinks about the dragonfly?” asked Jackie in a live phone call from the sign.
“Oh, my God. Do you know how many other people have asked me if I’m this moth?” speculated, before being temporarily corrected.
“It’s a dragonfly!” Jackie responded, to which Sophie brilliantly dropped: I’m not getting paid by Channel 10 for this sh**”.
Never change, Sophie.
(But do we do it?)
Hughesy and Dannii believe it is Liam Hemsworth, Jackie thinks he’s Peter Rowsthorn (“summer on Rocky Horror Picture Show, stockings, comedian”) and Urzila leaves with Tim Minchin (“he doesn’t like the sun, you know, “because he’s a redhead”).
Could any of them be right?
It’s time for the season’s sexy lizard to take the stage.
“In life, you never know what the resolution is …so I like to take risks,” he jokes in a pack of clues.
“They don’t pay, but there’s no pain, no profit. And remember, your critics aren’t right.
“That’s why you have to forget the rules. It is easy to be judged in our society.”
Continues:
“But we also love Larrikin. Even when they get stuck down,” before dropping a reference to Miley Cyrus: “And I don’t care what
Says Miley Cyrus.
“I’m not identified and people don’t believe who I say I am.It’s okay, because I don’t like being in the sun.”
Hmm.Il a positive performance of Breaking Me vibrates through the German manufacturer Topic and A7S.
Look, it’s Eddie Perfect. We’re sure of that. This voice!