Just like the road to the land of fame, satire is hard to distinguish from reality. But the nightclub owner, Wayne Lineker, seemed to have become a great animated film of himself when he took Instagram in search of love.
“Then my circle of family needed a friend for my intellectual fitness and fitness . . . so here are my criteria,” he wrote from O Beach Ibiza.
Interested? The wish list is as follows:
So my family circle made the decision that I wanted a friend for my sanity and my health . . . so here are my criteria? Ok, let’s start off as normal: strong loving personality? Now, to more vital things: you will have to like older men but only me . . . You will have to be a socialite and be over 30 (Ok 28, 29 maybe paintings) but not my age, since that would look strange. ?? you will have to love and in the elegance of business and stay in amazing hotels. Be prepared to give up your career or task or at least be able to paint from a computer on a tropical beach somewhere. You will have to spend the summer in Ibiza and the winter in Dubai with 2 weeks in the UK for Christmas and New Years with the families and holidays in the Maldives . . . No luggage because mine are all adults. A dog is settled and will want a passport. You have to know how to cook because I love to cook, especially Waitrose in a food position. You also don’t want to be verified. I can fix this for you. Only lovers of house music and R&B. There is no pop music or heavy rock. You will have to love Netflix, especially cash theft and genuine crime as well. There are no videos of women watching them with their friends. You have to be confident enough that you can walk past the line at the nightclubs and settle for a table and loose drinks from the owners. You’ll want a driver’s license for a percentage of a Bentley and a Lamborghini Jeep (pending) Array. you will never have to have a percentage of a teeth whitening post !! I’m not on any dating site, so you shouldn’t be. I’m not all about the fans, so neither should you. You have to love the gym, healthy food, and have a defined frame like I will soon. Accept and love my young people and grandchildren and do not make more young for me. (Never say never though) you’ll have to be able to let my PA @ davehodges10 e-book be all yours and our flights and purchase parts online for you. You just want to send it a linkArray. You want to be able to settle with my friends, even @tonytrumanibiza, because I’ll settle for yours . . . Okay, I have to respond to direct messages from women, not just men . . . One last thing. Your geography wants to be precise because women who think Lincoln is in Wales are no good. Be smart, but not boring. Extroverted costumes? #wifeywhereyouat #banter #genuine
A post shared through Wayne Lineker (@waynelineker) on September 15, 2020 at 8:45 a. m. PDT
At this stage, it is known whether Wayne’s demands are #banter or #real, however, a wave of women have already volunteered in triyete.
Does that sound a little like you? Act fast. To minus his age (58) because, obviously, “it would look weird. “
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